Hans the Snow Yeti

Hans would like to clear something up right away. He isn’t screaming. He is yodeling. The difference is very important, though hikers rarely seem interested in hearing the explanation once they’ve started running.

He actually spent the better part of an hour rehearsing how this conversation was supposed to go. Unfortunately he did not anticipate the sudden detour into awkward town. The smile clearly didn’t help either. Apparently having “too many teeth” is a problem. Which feels unfair, considering humans are always talking about a toothy grin like it’s an endearing quality.

Hans really is trying his best to fit in. He’s been studying human behavior using the only broadcast channel his remote mountain retreat receives: The Weather Channel, circa 1997. From this he has gathered that humans enjoy discussing cold fronts, barometric pressure, and something called “a chance of scattered showers.”

So if you hear what sounds like distant screaming echoing through the mountains late at night, please don’t panic.

Hans is probably just practicing his yodel, and he’s getting very close to perfecting it.

**Disclaimer
While Hans may look like a formidable mountain cryptid, he is still a carefully handmade creation. He is not designed to withstand rough play, tugging, or pulling.

Hans is not recommended for small children, as his eyes and other small components may pose a choking hazard.

Each Hans is made to order, and slight variations in eye or yarn color may occur. No two are ever exactly alike. After all, every creature has their own personality.

Please handle Hans gently, and he will happily keep watch over your home for years to come.